Why Not Adopt a Honking Rubber Chicken in 2023!?
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We gained a new Trustee in late 2022. His name is Ralph. We gave him the challenge to come up with the most innovative, smart, ground breaking fund-raising idea the world has ever seen. This is it.
It's genius we're sure you'll agree!
For just £12 a year you can sponsor a Honking Rubber Chicken!
While you won't actually receive a chicken, you will get a Sponsorship Certificate and will find out al
Congratulations! What, I'm married!? In Rome!? How very romantic. How did that happen!? Who's the lucky Chicken!?
Hold on it's all gone a bit upside down in Brighton
Taking in the bright lights of Paris...
The Olympic Chicken Wings in London
No chickening out now...
To Infinity....and Beyond!
Rumours that chickens are flightless birds proved completely inaccurate...
Chickens enjoy a diet of seeds, grain and pina coladas...
This is your Captain speaking. Please fasten your seatbelts, stow your table away and prepare your chicken flaps.
In a medical emergency dial 999 and request a Parachicken.
If you're feeling a bit beaky this Parachicken will check you over. Vitals stable.
Feeling triumphant in Paris!
Please remain calm, we are just experiencing a little turbulence.
If you need an Eggs Ray you know where to go...
Come and Fly with Honking Rubber Chicken Airways - you are guaranteed to arrive unruffled.